My Husband Is A Murderer

Seriously.  Can you believe I sleep next to this homicidal maniac every night and have (knock on wood) been fortunate enough to wake up every morning?! 

Just look at how he makes no attempt to hide his blood-lust.  It's shameful. 

He even talks openly about his killing with no fear of the consequences.  What a freak.  (Unless you're reading this Mike, then I meant to say...uh...I um...love you my handsome sane husband you.)

Until we meet again.  Hopefully...

Xoxo,

Emily